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Best Disses Part 3 1) I was thinking about you all day. I was at the zoo. 2) I want to ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high 3) You should learn from your parents mistakes. Try using birth control 4) I heard you went in a haunted house and they offered you a job 5) I used to think people should always try to be themselves. Then I met you 6) You're funny, but looks arent everything (credit goes to havocado) 7) Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberies 8) They say opposites attract, so you're perftect for someone who is smart, attractive, honest, and funny. 9) If you didn't have feet, you wouldn't wear shoes. So why do you wear a bra? 10) Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privalege As before 20+ for part 4 All comments will be thumbed
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