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Game development: How we made an indie game. Part 1

A story from a programmer

Once I had a week of vacation, in which I planned to rest. On the second day, I had a desire to develop something. I started making a multi-cell inventory, like in Diablo 1 / 2. Having completed it in 4 days, I kept thinking, ‘what else could I do that is like this?’

While I was thinking, I decided to run through my library on Steam. There, an idea came to my mind. Why not port it to my phone so that I can relax while lying in my bed? This is how 4 months of development of a small mobile game begin. I was confident that it could be done in a month.

As a result, I spent the last 2 days of my vacation working on the snake mechanics in 3D. My vacation ended and I was rested and refreshed (not really!). When I started work again, I had noticeably less time to work on the game and the analysis of various mechanics went very slowly.

After 2 weeks, I made a prototype and called a friend to check it out. He was a graphic designer and an artist. I needed help with the design of the project interface, and I hoped he would agree to take part in the development.

Of course, by the time he arrived, I did not have time to finish the entire game blueprint. Therefore, the bus drove through buildings, passed over the water and in some areas twitched more than your relatives at a wedding. A friend looked at it all, scratched his head and asked, “Is this some kind of programmer's joke, for which I am too smart?” But after hearing my idea and looking at the reference, he supported the idea , and we started making a game.

Like any indie game developer, there is no budget, no people, and no polymers. However, I wanted to do something cool. The main problems were that we did not know how to develop in 3D, there was no money to pay smart people to help us, and we didn’t want to go learn 3D programming and development for a year. Therefore, reluctantly, we bought a small pack of nice graphics, low-poly models from Asset Store. Thus, the game has acquired a square look.

I decided to collect the first game card myself, having spent the whole day on it. I leaned back in my chair with a sense of accomplishment, looked at the result of my work and asked myself, “What is this shit?!” I had to do something about it, and I had a plan. Having invited the friend who helped with the interface, under the pretext of sitting and drinking a beer, I began to introduce him to “Unity”. I showed him what it is and how it works. The game worked! This friend, while sipping a beer, became enthusiastic about the project and started asking related questions. So, this friend moved from a simple assistant to a full-fledged development colleague.

After a month of unhurried yet difficult development, we got the first game card. It turned out exactly the way we wanted it to be. This success was very surprising, because there were not many models in the pack, and my colleague had never been engaged in level design before (except for maps from minecraft which he did in grade 10).

After testing the game on the new map, we realized what exactly was missing. MUSIC! Damn music! What kind of music is suitable for relaxation? Of course, lo-fi, which we often listened to while we worked! Recalling that somewhere we had another friend who works in music and studies FL Studio, we ran to him and begged him to write a track for our game. After scratching his head, he said, “I'll sketch something for you on standard plug-ins.” The music that he created turned out to be exactly what we needed, so he ended up taking up the entire musical design of our game! The music created the very atmosphere that we intended. It was perfect! Now, someone could be playing on their phone, lying in a cozy bed, and they could completely immerse themselves in the chill atmosphere. However, we couldn’t stop there. Development was gaining momentum and we had no time for rest.Game development: How we made an indie game. Part 1

p.s
Now our game is released

God Wants Me to be a Pedophile! And I Accepted!!

God Wants Me to be a Pedophile! And I Accepted!!
God has given me a mission due to my attraction towards chil dren and my skills in masturbation and exhibitionism. I see myself as a gentle, caring man, who simply loves chil dren.

God gave me a wonderful penis and testicles that I am able to share with these chil dren. God specifically wants me to share this gift with young girls – and I feel like it touches a deeply emotional part of me to see the face of an young girl, curiously watching as I expose my penis to her. As I become fully erect, I show her what a real man looks like!

I can imagine smiling warmly at a single girl, or even a group of girls as they watch me masturbate. I can see this moment as a very powerful dynamic for me, especially in those final moments when I know I will soon ejaculate. I speak to them, asking them to watch closely as I know the end is near!

The girls watch as my penis becomes very rigid, and then pulses as my semen erupts from it explosively. God wants me to show these girls what a real man looks like in all his glory. There is a no more beautiful sight to see than my still erect penis, semen dripping down onto my testicles . Enjoying the last spasms of my orgasm, I tell them, “this is what God wants me to show you”!

I feel like it would mean the world for me to do God’s bidding – to have them there watching this whole process and seeing what a man does with his penis – seeing me masturbate and cum for them. This is truly my gift from God!!

Many, many years ago in Hawaii:

I’d been hanging out poolside when I noticed a woman with three young girls. Oldest about 9, others younger including a toddler. I was interested in the 9 year old and wondered when she might be making a run to the changing rooms (bathrooms!)

She had a pretty two piece bathing suit on and I saw her get up and start walking over to the bath house restrooms. I had overheard her mother calling her TJ at the pool.

I got up and went around quickly, so as she got closer to where I was, I called over to her “TJ! Would you like to play with my little boy?”

She was surprised that I knew her name and allowed me to lead her over to the changing huts – the one for men…

I told her to wait a minute and went inside to make sure no one else was in there. I went out and asked her to come in and meet my son.

We went in and I asked her if she could see my son. She was looking around at the benches and around the room and didn’t see him.

“Where is your son” she asked me. I told her that he was probably hiding – and said “let’s go look”. I led her over to one of the stalls in the bathroom – telling her that he was playing hide and seek~!

We entered a stall, and I closed the door. As she turned toward me, I told her “you are such a pretty little girl, but I don’t like that swimsuit. Would you mind taking that off for me please?”

I could tell that she was scared. I told her in a firm voice that I was waiting, and would she like me to help her undress.

She removed the top, and then pulled the bottoms off. She was now standing naked in front of me and I told her that I liked what I saw.

I pulled down my shorts, telling her that I’d remove my clothes too. I could feel the familiar urges in my groin as I reached down and started to massage my now firm penis. I said to her, “This is what a real man looks like! I hope you like what you see…”

As she watched me masturbate, I came quickly and reached out to her, my hand covered with cum. I told her that she was special and that she could get dressed and leave.

I left the changing area and watched as that wonderful little girl came out the door behind me. Still nude. And crying. And probably with my semen still on her shoulder where I had touched her….

This is how I serve God and use the gift of my penis that was given to me!
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