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Oral Sex is illegal in 18 statesIn Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights onIt is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourseSexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in GeorgiaEngaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DCIn Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasmIn Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll boothHaving sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in FloridaIt is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds
Some of these make sense.  But is there any reader out there who has not yet broken the law?
Me?  Off to jail I go...

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Brazilian pastor, Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, was arrested for duping members of his congregation into believing his penis had been anointed with "Holy Spirit divine semen." A 23-year-old parishioner said, "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth."

After worship, the pastor would take certain members of his flock back to the church so they could perform "oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit comes through ejaculation."

The pastor claims that he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel where the Lord and Savior gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state. Before posting bail and being released from jail he said, "You have in your hands the servant of the Lord and do not regret it yet. I hope to continue my wonderful job within the prison."

http://m24digital.com/en/2013/01/29/pastor-claimed-his-penis-had-been-anointed-with-the-holy-spirit-divine-semen-and-raped-his-faithful/

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