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Game development: How we made an indie game. Part 1

A story from a programmer

Once I had a week of vacation, in which I planned to rest. On the second day, I had a desire to develop something. I started making a multi-cell inventory, like in Diablo 1 / 2. Having completed it in 4 days, I kept thinking, ‘what else could I do that is like this?’

While I was thinking, I decided to run through my library on Steam. There, an idea came to my mind. Why not port it to my phone so that I can relax while lying in my bed? This is how 4 months of development of a small mobile game begin. I was confident that it could be done in a month.

As a result, I spent the last 2 days of my vacation working on the snake mechanics in 3D. My vacation ended and I was rested and refreshed (not really!). When I started work again, I had noticeably less time to work on the game and the analysis of various mechanics went very slowly.

After 2 weeks, I made a prototype and called a friend to check it out. He was a graphic designer and an artist. I needed help with the design of the project interface, and I hoped he would agree to take part in the development.

Of course, by the time he arrived, I did not have time to finish the entire game blueprint. Therefore, the bus drove through buildings, passed over the water and in some areas twitched more than your relatives at a wedding. A friend looked at it all, scratched his head and asked, “Is this some kind of programmer's joke, for which I am too smart?” But after hearing my idea and looking at the reference, he supported the idea , and we started making a game.

Like any indie game developer, there is no budget, no people, and no polymers. However, I wanted to do something cool. The main problems were that we did not know how to develop in 3D, there was no money to pay smart people to help us, and we didn’t want to go learn 3D programming and development for a year. Therefore, reluctantly, we bought a small pack of nice graphics, low-poly models from Asset Store. Thus, the game has acquired a square look.

I decided to collect the first game card myself, having spent the whole day on it. I leaned back in my chair with a sense of accomplishment, looked at the result of my work and asked myself, “What is this shit?!” I had to do something about it, and I had a plan. Having invited the friend who helped with the interface, under the pretext of sitting and drinking a beer, I began to introduce him to “Unity”. I showed him what it is and how it works. The game worked! This friend, while sipping a beer, became enthusiastic about the project and started asking related questions. So, this friend moved from a simple assistant to a full-fledged development colleague.

After a month of unhurried yet difficult development, we got the first game card. It turned out exactly the way we wanted it to be. This success was very surprising, because there were not many models in the pack, and my colleague had never been engaged in level design before (except for maps from minecraft which he did in grade 10).

After testing the game on the new map, we realized what exactly was missing. MUSIC! Damn music! What kind of music is suitable for relaxation? Of course, lo-fi, which we often listened to while we worked! Recalling that somewhere we had another friend who works in music and studies FL Studio, we ran to him and begged him to write a track for our game. After scratching his head, he said, “I'll sketch something for you on standard plug-ins.” The music that he created turned out to be exactly what we needed, so he ended up taking up the entire musical design of our game! The music created the very atmosphere that we intended. It was perfect! Now, someone could be playing on their phone, lying in a cozy bed, and they could completely immerse themselves in the chill atmosphere. However, we couldn’t stop there. Development was gaining momentum and we had no time for rest.Game development: How we made an indie game. Part 1

p.s
Now our game is released
Looks like a NES in the outside, has a Wii guts in the inside. I Made it a year and a half ago. What do you think?
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Ever heard of aardvarks?

Aardvarks are little guys who look a little bit like pigs (in my opinion).
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I think they are really cute. They just have such a cute face and I don't know why.
And this guy is riding one. (I'm jealous of him)
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Nudist and Casual Exhibitionist!

I’m normally a shy and low profile person, but I have been endowed with a most magnificent penis. My years of exhibitionism have served me well in showing so many people my love affair with my penis. I am proud to show what a real man looks like!

Love of my penis has led me to actively commit Sex Offenses - leading me to become a pervert and flagrant Sex Offender -known as “Mr Masturbate”!

We have scores of videos that we have posted under the name of Mrmasturbate:

https://www.google.com/search?q=mrmasturbate&oq=mrmasturbate&aqs=chrome..69i57.3610j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

I really enjoy having a penis, and feel that women are here for our pleasure! Women are great places to dump our cum and we love them for it!

I think that Dad’s should have a great relationship with our daughters! Fucking them is a great way to show how much you love them. And great for Dad’s too!!!

https://incest-porn.com/str/hot-daddy-having-fun-with-young-daughter.html

https://incest-porn.com/str/dad-young-daughter.html

https://incest-porn.com/str/behind-house-my-grandfather-fucks-granddaughter.html

I have committed numerous Sex Offenses by Exposing myself in public places and Masturbating. I am a Sexual Deviate and a Pervert. I’ve been committing Sex Offenses since I was 11 years old and I continue to commit Sex Offenses

https://sharesome.com/mrmasturbate/post/7a4191f8-d7c5-4789-b329-cedbd986d218/

I have posted a large body of evidence that attests to how much of a pervert I am and have become. My enjoyment of my status as a Sex Offender is well documented in the following sites - just a tip of the Sex Offending “iceberg” that defines me!!

All of these sites, especially the videos, are very revealing and disturbing. I have given in to my Sexual Perversions and am under the influence of “Mr Masturbate” – who shows a complete disregard for morals, ethics, and personal safety.

My Sex Offenses number in the thousands. There are hundreds of people who have seen me expose myself and masturbate. My videos have over a quarter million views!

I advocate being a Sex Offender and committing Sex Offenses!
I have also written a number of essays that are posted at:

WordPress.com

My preferences for exposing myself and masturbating for young girls is of particular interest. I want these young ladies to see what a real man looks like! I find great pleasure and excitement in anyone that I expose to, but I seek out women and young girls as prime targets for my Sexual Escapades!

I love stories about young girls, and this site has some great ones!

https://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/lschmidt/www/Index.htm

My proud claim to be a Sex Offender is well founded. If you do a google search for “sex offender exhibitionist” and look at videos, you will find me! I’m famous!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=sex+offender+exhibitionist&source=lmns&tbm=vid&bih=697&biw=1293&hl=en-US&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjusbniueTuAhWqdd8KHbuBCeEQ_AUoAXoECAEQAQ

The fact that I have, so far, avoided being arrested as a Sex Offender is a testament to my ability to "stay under the radar" combined with an amazing degree of forbearance and good luck....
I guess - what does she say?
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Beware of Older Women

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked.

It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

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