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ON THIS VERY SPOT ON APRIL 6, 2009, WHILE WAITING TO TREAT AN AUDIENCE TO A SURPRISE WORLD PREMIERE OF STAR TREK,LEONARD NIMOYURINATED. HE DID NOT WANT TO RISK RUININO THE SURPRISE BY USINO THE PUBLIC TOILETS, SO HE GRACIOUSLY RELIEVED HIMSELF BEHIND THE COVER OF A PARKED CAR THU9 IT IS LOGICAL
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Not quite erotic but I'm sporting wood

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comics Cyanide & Happiness police death dead guy organs donor sperm 

SO, IS THIS GUY AN ORGAN DONOR?NOPE.BUT HE IS A SPERM DONOR...WELL LETS GET THIS OVER WITH.1 Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,Cyanide & Happiness,police,death,dead guy,organs,donor,sperm
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