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She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
4(14.29%)
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
1(3.57%)
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
2(7.14%)
She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
1(3.57%)
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
3(10.71%)
She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
1(3.57%)
She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
3(10.71%)
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
4(14.29%)
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
2(7.14%)
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
2(7.14%)
She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
0(0%)
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
1(3.57%)
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.
4(14.29%)
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