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“You said it, man. Nobody #&%!$ with The Jesus.” said The Jesus.
“What is in the box? What is in the box?” asked Detective Mills.
“The horror...the horror...” gasped Colonel Kurtz.
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“Come play with us Danny,” said the twins. “For ever...and ever...and ever.”
“I’m smart!” explained Fredo. “Not like everybody says...like dumb...I’m smart!”
“I want to be a cleaner, just like you,” said Mathilda. “Okay,” replied Leon.
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“What have you done to it?” asked Rosemary. “What have you done to its eyes?”
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“Your clothes .. . give them to me, now,” said the Terminator.
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“You are a very nosey fella, kittykat, huh?” asked the midget. ‘You know what happens to nosey fellas?”
“Spec-tac-u-lar!” thought Lester Burnham.
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Comments 309.10.201412:25link8.1
whole my life before my eyes....
WHAT IF I'M ACTUALLY? ON MY DEATHBEDfab 1ANDjMY WHOLE LIFE IS JUST FLASHING BEFORE MUEVES?
geek_528geek_52809.10.201413:01responselink 0.1
nice
nhoccan nhoccan09.10.201413:43responselink -0.2
do a movie then -stop wasting our time-u can do it!
eskdave eskdave10.10.201403:42responselink 0.0
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