Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enoughia basdelouw 2dThere once was a lady named jill Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelainsplitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Henry the real MVPIB * 0 04 004 months agoShout out to my man Henry who not only didn't mention the heinous fart I ripped in his chair, but casually aimed the blow drier at my crotch for about 15 seconds while pretending to be distracted by the tv to save us both. True professional.Haircut is also