I'm watching a documentary on Hurricanes. Hey. Why are you keeping another dog in the bedroom? That's nice. Are you learning anything? Christ. How many times-that's a MIRROR. The dog is YOU. Has it mentioned Hurricane Katrina? Were there pants and socks in Hurricane Katrina? Hey. Why are you keeping another dog in the bedroom? That's the fucking washing machine. STOP GOING IN THE FUCKING BEDROOM Text Message Text Message Have you got crisps upstairs? "WANT THE BALL?^ YES. GIVE ME THE BALL^ (WHO WANTS THE BALL? \ ME. GIVE ME THE BALL. Well done. I've wet myself .y I thought I heard a bag rustling. You were mistaken I'll come up and check.y FFS Alright I HAVE got crisps but they're MINE I'll just come up and watch vou eat them. FUCK Text Message Text Message FaceTime Hay genius. You left the handbrake off. You got a letter. Ok. You 'didn't'. I guess I'm rolling down the hill in someone ELSE'S car. Tasted important. This is awesome Text Message Text Message I can hear you talking about me. Just ran up and down the stairs 19 times without stopping. NEW RECORD. Unlikely. I'm 25 miles away My hearing is 400 billion times better than yours. y I'll just Google that. 400 billion sounds way too low / I can smell McDonalds.^) ^Stop trying to freak me out McNuggets.) CAN YOU SEE ME? I'm BATDOG!} ( Text Message This is literally the proudest day of my life I know! Success came at a cost though. I bet. You must be exhausted. Yeah, plus I threw up into your shoes. Brilliant. I fucking hate you. Text Message iiii 02-UK 3G ■iiîi 02-UK 3G You left the bedroom door open. Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I'M BATDOG LOL Where did you get the cape? Did you want me to wee on the bed? I think role playing helps alleviate my boredom. I feel so alive x But you left the door open I assume that means you want me to wee on the bed. WHERE DID YOU GET THE CAPE? I PULLED THE CURTAIN RAIL DOWN. JESUS. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME? I'll wee on the bed. Text Message Don't worry. When the revolution begins, I'll kill you quickly. Text Message Text Message Hi 02-UK 3G Stop neglecting me. HELP OH MY GOD. I'm NOT neglecting you. COME QUICKLY?) What's the IT'S AN EMERGENCY Jesus, you're an idiot They protect BIRDS. WHAT'S WRONG?\ THEN I'LL TELL THEM YOU'RE FUCKING AN OSTRICH. IT'S TIMMY WHO'S I'll ring Dogs Trust. They never put a healthy dog down TIMMY'S TRAPPED DOWN A WELL. Dlckhead?\ STOP WATCHING TV WHEN I'M AT WORK Text Message Text Message Contact > FaceTime Where's my The sofa cushions are ganging up on me. WHERE'S MY BELLY BUTTON? Do Dogs have belly buttons? Sorry, are you here? Don't patronise me. I know when I'm being attacked. WHERE'S MY FUCKING BELLY BUTTON? Yeah alright. Calm down. CALM DOWN.^\ It's because I fucked one of them. YOU CALM DOWN. I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.
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