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Sex MythsNow before you all get excited, these are myths that involve sex in the sense of a story, not "if you do this during sex, then this will happen. So Do not get excited.On a TrainA couple had oral sex, then sex and then started smoking on a U.K. ^rain. The crew ignored complaints until they
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Sex Myths Now before you all get excited, these are myths that involve sex in the sense of a story, not "if you do this during sex, then this will happen.” So Do not get excited. On a Train A couple had oral sex, then sex and then started smoking on a U.K. ^rain. The crew ignored complaints until they started smoking. Maggots A young lady went to see her gynocologyst because of a constant itching in her privates over the last couple of days. She'd never had sex with anyone but her current partner, but was suspicious and fearful that perhaps he had "given” her something. After the doctor examines her he tells her that he will have to report this to the police. The doctor explains that she has maggots inside her vagina and the only way that can happen is if she or her partner is having sex with dead people. She looks at the doctor with horror and whispers, "My boyfriend works in a morgue!" Milkman A man was informed the problem with his septic system was all the condoms being flushed down the toilet. This causes him to become upset because he and his wife don't use condoms. He confronts her and she admits an affair with the milkman. The next morning he hides and waits for him to arrive, and shoots him as he delivers the milk. The woman is relieved to discover it had been her lover's day Lies A lot of things are said to not get a woman pregnant. Some myths involve Jumping up and down immediately after intercourse to prevent conception. You can't get pregnant if it's your first time. You cannot get pregnant if you have sex in a chlorinated swimming pool. Sneezing after sex prevents pregnancy. (So boys you have something to tell your girlfriend now.) The Switch A couple returned early from a night out to find their teenage daughter having sex with her boyfriend on the couch. After the particularly awkward moments passed and the boy went home, the woman sat her daughter down for a "long talk." She got to the part about using "protection" and the girl said, "Don't worry mom, I've been taking your birth-control pills." The woman asked her how come she'd never noticed any missing and the daughter said "I replace them with baby-aspirin." Filmed in the act A couple were celebrating an anniversary and had rented the exact same room they had stayed in on their honeymoon. When they got there it was pretty much the same except for a little wear and tear, it had the round bed and mirrors on the ceiling just like their previous visit. They had added a little machine that would allow you to watch porno movies on the TV though, and as his wife "slipped into something more comfortable," the man decided to check it out. A few minutes into the second scene he realized it had been filmed in the room they were staying in, and had stayed in during their honeymoon. Then he realized it was their honeymoon. Superhero After hearing screams from a hotel room, a man broke in and found a woman tied to a bed naked. Her boyfriend was unconscious on the floor, dressed as a superhero. He'd hit his head during the sex-game and left her helpless. pfhis is the last week of your sleepless nights. This is the final creepy myths. Credit goes to http://www.warphead.com/urban-legends/creepy-001.shtml and user cristanan who works there]
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