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DeadWhale

IN THE MARKET FOR A "WORK HUSBAND." DO YOU HAVE A "WORK WIFE" YET? NOT SURE. ALICE I CRITICIZES A LOT. 1 DOES THAT COUNT?*sTHAT'S ALL I WANTED TO DO, TOO.OKAY, BUT DON'T LET ALICE FIND OUT.,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,wife,job,work

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Comments 007.06.201619:16link4.0

DeadWhale

LOUD HOWARDWE fAUST KEEP OUR OFFICE ROMANCE A SECRET.I WONT TELL ANYONE ABOUTYOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF LOUD HOWARD HAIR. BUT WHAT DOES THE EXTRA SPITTLE ? . . .,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,secret

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Comments 009.05.201622:24link3.4

DeadWhale

THE ENTITLED EMPLOYEEI'LL NEED A RAISE BECAUSE I BOUGHT A LUXURY CAR.*5"JJLnYOU LEAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP THE CAR AND NOT PAY FOR IT.,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,payment,job

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Comments 007.05.201622:05link3.5

TEKU_black

fAAYBE YOU COULD TONE IT DOWN.mfaxTHERE'S NO KILL SWITCH ON AWESOME.*L,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,awesome,truth

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Comments 018.04.201501:26link0.0

Prince Shawn.

JUSTICE LEAUGE OF AMERICAI WANT YOU TO OPTIMIZE THE CORE COMPETENCY OF YOUR COMBINED POWERS.THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY.NOT BY SCOTT ADAMSf I'U JUST SIT HERE ^ AND DRINK COFFEE UNTIL. YOU INTRODUCE WATER INTO THE PUAN.,Justice League,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,mashups

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Comments 116.01.201520:41link5.0

Re-L Mayer

ALICE, I WANT YOU TO INTERVIEW A JOB CANDIDATE. LET fAE KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR LAST JOB?HE'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,job interview

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Comments 229.05.201418:24link3.3

Full_Ben

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE FACEBOOK AT WORK.FINE. I'LL USE IT AT HOfAE TONIGHT INSTEAD OF DOING THE THREE HOURS OF UNPAID WORK I WAS PLANNING TO DO.I'fA CALLING THAT A WIN.,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,work,facebook

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Comments 005.12.201313:06link2.7

DeadWhale

AS I UNDERSTAND IT, YOUR JOB IS TO MATCH EMPLOYEES WITH THE RIGHT ASSIGNMENTS.NONE OF MY PROJECTS TURNED OUT WELL, WHICH MEANS YOU DID A TERRIBLE JOB.I'M NOT ASKING FOR AN APOLOGY. JUST FOLLOW YOUR CONSCIENCE.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,job

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Comments 020.11.201314:49link2.6

Full_Ben

$OKAY, SKYPE. LET'S SEE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO SHUT YOU DOWN.CLOSE! QUIT! SIGN OUT! fAINItAIZE! QUIT! YES! CLOSE! QUIT! DIE! DIE! DIE!\ \ W CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICKDIDALMOST.YOU IV\ HEADING CLOSE TO THE OCEAN SKYPE? TO DROWN IT.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,skype$

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Comments 206.11.201313:48link6.5

DeadWhale

YOU DIDN'T HANDLE THIS THE UAY I TOLD YOU.IN rAY DEFENSE, YOU'RE UNDER-INFORfAED AND LESS CLEVER THAN fAE.I WAS HOPING HE'D SAY, "GOOD POINT," BUT IT WENT ANOTHER DIRECTION.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,dumb,reaction,truth

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Comments 017.10.201311:35link2.6

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