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dilbert comics work facebook 

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE FACEBOOK AT WORK.FINE. I'LL USE IT AT HOfAE TONIGHT INSTEAD OF DOING THE THREE HOURS OF UNPAID WORK I WAS PLANNING TO DO.I'fA CALLING THAT A WIN.,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,work,facebook
13:06:02; 05 Dec 2013link0
Rating:
2.6
DeadWhale DeadWhale

comics dilbert boss job 

AS I UNDERSTAND IT, YOUR JOB IS TO MATCH EMPLOYEES WITH THE RIGHT ASSIGNMENTS.NONE OF MY PROJECTS TURNED OUT WELL, WHICH MEANS YOU DID A TERRIBLE JOB.I'M NOT ASKING FOR AN APOLOGY. JUST FOLLOW YOUR CONSCIENCE.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,job
14:49:00; 20 Nov 2013 link 0
Rating:
2.5
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comics dilbert skype 

OKAY, SKYPE. LET'S SEE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO SHUT YOU DOWN.CLOSE! QUIT! SIGN OUT! fAINItAIZE! QUIT! YES! CLOSE! QUIT! DIE! DIE! DIE!\ \ W CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICKDIDALMOST.YOU IV\ HEADING CLOSE TO THE OCEAN SKYPE? TO DROWN IT.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,skype
13:48:09; 06 Nov 2013 link 2
Rating:
6.3
DeadWhale DeadWhale

comics dilbert boss dumb reaction truth 

YOU DIDN'T HANDLE THIS THE UAY I TOLD YOU.IN rAY DEFENSE, YOU'RE UNDER-INFORfAED AND LESS CLEVER THAN fAE.I WAS HOPING HE'D SAY, "GOOD POINT," BUT IT WENT ANOTHER DIRECTION.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,dumb,reaction,truth
11:35:49; 17 Oct 2013 link 0
Rating:
2.4
DeadWhaleDeadWhale

comics dilbert mom invention fail 

EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE INVENTED SOMETHING, I FIND OUT IT ALREADY EXISTS.MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE ALL MINDS ARE CONNECTED BY THE MORPHIC FIELD.MORPHIC FIELDS AREI ALSOPSEUDO-BLAMESCIENCE, YOUR DAD'S MOM.CRAPPY\GENES.i1 I11v ito tor, ii Ml1"\\A('/ I,comics,funny comics & strips,
17:00:43; 14 Oct 2013link0
Rating:
5.4
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comics dilbert hacker more in comments governments database 

WE LOST ALL OF OUR COMPANY DATA AND OUR BACKUPS, TOO.SO I HACKED INTO OUR GOVERNMENT'S SECRET DATABASE WHERE THEY KEEP RECORDS OF EVERYTHING WE SAY OR DO AND GOT IT ALL BACK.I FEEL AS IF I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING NOW.NAH. EVERYTHING IS WORKING FINE.,comics,funny comics & strips,
20:54:40; 07 Sep 2013 link 1
Rating:
-0.2
DeadWhale DeadWhale

comics dilbert job interview internet resume 

I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOUR RESUME. THAT'S THE OLD WAY OF HIRING.NOW WE USE DATA FROfA THE INTERNET TO SEE WHAT YOUVE BEEN UP TO LATELY.I'LLSHOWfAYSELFOUT.YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IF I DON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,job,interview,internet,resume
14:40:04; 05 Sep 2013 link 1
Rating:
5.3
DeadWhale DeadWhale

comics dilbert company worker lie trick plan 

THE BIG TECH FIRIAS 8 SAY THEY NO LONGER1CARE ABOUT HIRINGaPEOPLE WHO HAVE f PRESTIGIOUS DEGREES. OBVIOUSLY, THEY'RE 1 TRYING TO SUCKER THE . REST OF US INTO HIRING | IDIOTS WHILE THEY|VACUUfA UP THE PEOPLE 8 FROfA TOP SCHOOLS. fUEUE COULD SAYNEEDLJE GET GOODTO GET RESULTS BY IN ON HIRING ACCUSED
17:52:15; 04 Sep 2013 link 0
Rating:
2.4
DeadWhale DeadWhale

comics dilbert letter worker awkward 

SO YOUR PLAN WAS TO AVOID h\E FOREVER EVEN THOUGH WE WORK ON THE SAfAE FLOOR?DilbertCarioonist@gmail.com( NO. I'VE SEEN THE QUALITY OF YOUR WORK AND I FIGURED THERE WAS A 60% CHANCE. . .. . THAT YOU WOULD DIE IN A WORKPLACE ACCIDENT THAT THE AVERAGE IDIOT COULD EASILY AVOID.y2013 Scott Adams.
00:47:53; 02 Sep 2013 link 0
Rating:
2.4
DeadWhale DeadWhale

comics robot dilbert coffee 

HERE IS YOUR COFFEE, AS REQUESTED.SOfAE GUY TRIED TO TAKE THE LAST CUP SO I STRANGLED HItA AND PUT HIS REGAINS DOUJN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.IT'S LJEIRD HOU THAT rAAKES THE COFFEE TASTE SO fAUCH BETTER.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,robot,dilbert,coffee
16:14:30; 29 Aug 2013 link 0
Rating:
-0.3
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