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twitter kitchen locked 

sachin (ung Lady)@SachMan_I'm locked in my fucking kitchen. A swift breeze slammed my door and my dog somehow locked it. Somebody help me please5:06pm 17 Mar 2017 Twitter for SAMSUNG Smart Fridg7 LIKES,twitter,kitchen,locked
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Comments 127.08.201811:48link5.4
DeadWhaleDeadWhale

ryan reynolds photoshop twitter 

Average Rob@AverageRobVEither my friend is really good at Photoshop or Ryan Reynolds broke into my apartmentRyan Reynolds O@VancityReynolds\/@AverageRob tell the cops it was photoshop,ryan reynolds,photoshop,twitter
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Comments 015.04.201814:45link5.0
DeadWhaleDeadWhale

spaghetti twitter art 

Mr. Drinks On Me@Mr_DrinksOnMevI dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School. : 23:56 - 12 . 2018 .,spaghetti,twitter,art,beautiful pictures
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Comments 115.04.201814:36link3.9
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twitter language humor sandbox 

O Swedish Canary@SwedishCanaryMy dad died because we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.,twitter,language,humor,sandbox
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Comments 121.03.201817:29link1.9
DeadWhaleDeadWhale

black panther nsfw photo twitter movies 

Major A. @king_adze 3dSeems Black Panther is now availablefor download on Torrent sites. 720pQ851T616Major A.@king_adzeC?6710VSeems i ended up downloading the wrong Black Panther..,black panther,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes,photo,twitter,movies
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Comments 221.02.201810:52link4.3
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twitter elon musk hunger answer woman fail 

OEIon Musk@elonmusk*If you liked tonight's launch, you will really like Falcon Heavy next month: 3 rocket cores & 3X thrust. 2 cores return to base doing synchronized aerobatics. 3rd lands on droneship.9:10 AM - Dec 23, 2017 Q 3,026 tT 23,154 <0 126,600Laurie Kilmartin@anylaurlel6Replying to
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Comments 212.02.201820:20link4.2
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twitter Mia Khalifa pornstar 

Mia Khalifa (pornstar) tweeted this.

I hope y'all know those sex dolls cannot ride or suck dick !!() Like D Comment & Share,twitter,Mia Khalifa,pornstar
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Comments 323.01.201813:46link4.1
DeadWhaleDeadWhale

hiv twitter 

My HIV results came back positive. IM CLEAN!123FAVS704RFFVETS* I'l7'r---Why yall shaking your heads at me? Im clean. HIV Positive means I passed it, right? Im clean???479Yall stop playing with me. You SUPPOSED to be HIV Positive. Positive = A, Negative = F. We learned this in elementary.
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Comments 215.01.201815:09link3.2
DeadWhaleDeadWhale

photo birds twitter keyboard bread food 

Hungry Birds ftnungry.birds16 Mar^4? QQS1111------------1 "OOOOOMMMGGQustream.tv/recordod/21142... OirLV O 9 mediaHungry Birds hungry.Urds16Mar^4?* ///////444TTTT666666664R///OQ/111111111111111111111121211 11112111111111 OirLV 9 from U2m. vemapis radonsHungry Birds ariungry_birda16Mar^4^
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Comments 118.10.201720:22link5.6
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twitter games post Bard man guitarr squirrel level up RPG 

Jeremiah Tolbert@jeremiahtolbertI just saw a man wearing only boxers and a guitar chasing a squirrel.Never seen a first level bard leveling up in the real world before.6:30 AM-30 Aug 2016,twitter,games,post,Bard,man,guitarr,squirrel,level up,RPG
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Comments 109.09.201722:49link8.4
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