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Ali Heibi
Ali Heibi
the oatmealcomicsdouchebagbrain
The Oatmeal http//theoatmeal.eom,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,douchebag,brain
The Oatmeal http//theoatmeal.com What a nice day. The grass looks nice. Grass comes from dirt you should decorate your penis with a little top hat. CASSEROLEl Perhaps casserole will end up in your mouth later. Five plus seven equals outer space. Work sucks. Work is amazing. This girl smells like
The Oatmeal http//theoatmeal.com So that's the story of how my cat died HI never forget poor little Skitters. heehefc-pffrrrrkkk hrmfkkki^ COFFEE,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,douchebag,brain
The Oatmeal http//theoatmeal com,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,douchebag,brain
The Oatmeal SJour password for that website is PBBPickle!3#WhiSkers4#NBBdleTrucKCaribouNards 3 The file you’re looking for is located in' ' /home/0atmeal/Documents/stuff/code/knucklehair/u2_2/app/components/ shinyHair_new_newer_newest_neu»est2_final_FINflL2_N0_SERI0USLV_LflTEST_UERSI0N.css
,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,douchebag,brain

+9.3
Full_Ben
Full_Ben
foodthe oatmealcomics

Some thoughts on food.

Chicken } WHAT THE FUCK AMI EATING? WHy ARE THERE Tl№ RUBBER DICK HOSES IN My MOUTH? Nachos Banana Pretty legit flavor. I am into this. Somewhere in this pile lies a chip that has <]0% of the cheese stuck to it. It is the chip of destiny ... "The bananus." Na6ty frurf rectum I am not nto
+9.5
Full_Ben
Full_Ben
the oatmealcomicsemailmonster
My email is a monster,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
who sits atop my computer.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
He’s incredibly polite.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
He never means to be a bother. r Hey- 1 know you're busy. [ but di d you get that thing 1 1 sent you? a1 \,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
He really doesn’t.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
But he still manages to be a chore. Pi never-ending errand.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
And I know that’s not his intention. Maybe the emails are super important. Maybe someone is on a deadline. Maybe someone Just misses me. *,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
Perhaps email itself is to blame. It is a broken protocol that demands verbosity. From: Nancy GurgleMeat Dearest Matthew. My sincerest apologies for not writing sooner. How have you been? fire you well? I am emailing to inquire as to your ability to retrieve a jug of pasteurised bovine titty
The funny thing is, I like communicating. I like talking to people Even texting and social media can be fun. And yet I hate, hate, lna+6 my email.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
I sometimes like to visualize what it would look like if I wrote every email by hand and stuck them in my yard. It lends perspective on how much time I spend doing something I hate.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
“ ^ It doesn’t matter, though. My email monster must be tended to. To abandon him is to be a digital recluse. ',the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
Unfortunately, the more I tend to his needs,,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
the more work I put into him JEEEEEeeeeeeih I fiMITTV BITTV AND CONQUEREDI /,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
the more work comes back. JUST KIDDING! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
So, the next time you send an email and get a brief, curt, or nonexistent reply, remember who you’re feeding. HOLV SMOKES! AN EMAIL FROM VOUR AUNT MILGA! fire you gonna et that or what? THE END! Written + drawn by The Oatmeal.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster

+7.0
DeadWhale
DeadWhale
hugthe oatmealcomicshow tonsfw
Houj to hug an attractive person Wrap your arms around him or her. Step a.. Hold on tight Step 3. DO NOT get an erection. Step h Don’t do it. TV» Oatmeal Kttp.//tVieoatmealcom,hug,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,how to,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and
+4.2
Full_Ben
Full_Ben
handshow todrawingnsfwthe oatmealcomics
,hands,how to,drawing,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
Step 1= Draw an oVal.,hands,how to,drawing,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
— Step 3,- — Draw a rabbit with a crazy huge boner,hands,how to,drawing,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
,hands,how to,drawing,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

+10.5
Ali Heibi
Ali Heibi
anglerfishinformativethe oatmealcomicsanglerfish
° 3faw THE MALE ANGLER FISH gets compd SCREWED HTTP://THEOATMEAL.COM,angler,fish,informative,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,anglerfish
«3T. (J” rom birth, a male angler fish is basically worthless; he's small, weak, and can barely find food. dood, I'm fwsh out of the Womv> and t g€net^allj suck at life. Could you spot me some of that c^vj you'll eating? № i don’t even need a decent piece, just let me gnavJ on an ege socket op.
,angler,fish,informative,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,anglerfish
^JThe male, upon seeing her, will realize his calling in life. .vty 6od! Sine's beautiful! y . .vfy 6od! Sine's toeauti-ful? She's the one! finally, sufferng is at an end. nd he'll start biting her. \ Want to Kiss y>u. op- eat y>u. /4a^ioe a little loit of vjotin. i don't tape, as long as We'W
hile biting, his lips will start to melt. rtnm..that's odd. .Meh, senit... I'll just Keep toting. Then, his internal organs will also start melting and fuse into the side of the female's body. cw 6oo, \aJwat T^e swT is Tws?!! Eventually, his entire body will fuse into hers. The only thing that
Dalis are like snowflakes: they're unique, beautiful, and every animal is only allowed one pair. The female angler, however, defiles this notion and can fuse with multiple males. Meaning she can have as many balls as [ Ye.AH, THAT'S W6HT. i ttAVe >ioT o>te, vioT IvJo, e>UT E-l&HT paks of ftSttY
,angler,fish,informative,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,anglerfish

+3.4
anon_en
anon_en
musicartistmoneycomicsthe oatmealdeleted
,music,artist,money,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,the oatmeal,deleted
Houu it was in \m Hey! Where’s the $17.« I normally get paid for a CD?! Hey! Where’s the 3l3 cents I normally get ^ paid for a CD?!,music,artist,money,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,the oatmeal,deleted
Ною it is пою per eor>9 - ' That'll be month, p| Advertisement Уоиг video will load in 15 .14.13..,music,artist,money,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,the oatmeal,deleted
Where it needs to go from here The Oatmeal http;/ /theoatmeal.com,music,artist,money,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,the oatmeal,deleted

+2.7
Re-L May
Re-L May
comicskidsthe oatmeal
Why haven’t you had kids yet? your life isn't complete until you’ve had kids. <№«N66 ‘ Hu«««! I / And since I’ve already had them, I’m in the best position to tell you uuhat your life needs. Forget traveling the woridT^N, or pursuing your dreams. The Oatmeal http//theoatmeal.com,comics,funny
+7.5
DeadWhale
DeadWhale
the oatmealcomicsromanticapocalypse
• • ф I ВО^'Т WANT You TO saYe t№ VJûflLD, I JOST vIAUt ■ ЧОО то PUT YouR ARtfS ' ; AROUMP j4É ШМ 1Г EN**.-,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,romantic,apocalypse
+0.1
Full_Ben
Full_Ben
procrastinationthe oatmealcomics
,procrastination,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
+6.3
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