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STEP 1:
Find what you want to make
STEP 3s
Draw it to scale on a piece of paper
STEP 6:
Get intimidated from all of the language you don't understand
STEP 7s
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The DOs and DO NOTs of running your first
marathon
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DO let those pre-race Jitters fly!
Start out at a completely impractical pace.
This will demoralize other runners into quitting early, and you will be crowned marathon champion at mile two.,marathon,guide,the oatmeal,comics,funny
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uu over-accessorize.
Because you’re totally gonna need all that shit.
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marathon: (noun)
P popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the freezing cold until it's time to run. at which point they miserably trot for a god-awful interval of time that could be better spent sleeping in and/or consuming large
DO NOT despair
when thinking about how much farther you have to go.
Instead, console yourself by inventing bizarre ways of measuring distances.
yessir, rfs gonna take a lot more than a couple of floppy lizard penises to stop me. Everything is going to be okay.,marathon,guide,the oatmeal,comics
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/ n[ j hang out in the recovery area and chat up the happiest ^ bunch of physically battered people you'll ever meet.
J 1 jf J ignore all the warning signs that something horribly traumatic has just happened to your body.
J forget every single second of agony, frustration, and melancholy that
THE END!
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How To Deal With Awkward Situations...
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The Official Dinosaur Pet Guide by John Conway
Kindergartner's How To Poop guide with illustrations.
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Things They Don't Tell You
(But Should)
A Guide to Life
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