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COLUMBUS, .^ I WAS COMMANDS POWE/ NOW, THAT WAS SACK IN THE EASIY SIXTIES/ WHEN HEROES WERE HEROES AND VILLAINS WERE V VILLAINS/ AYER THAT WAS ME ALL RIGHT.SOUNDSFASCINATING. I REMEMBER > ONE TIME WHEN I WAS BATTLING THE BOMBARDIER, AND HE WAS TRYING TO ^ DESTROY THE SURE, SON. I ^ GUESS I DO TEND
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COLUMBUS, ОНЮ. ^ I WAS COMMANDS« POWE«/ NOW, THAT WAS SACK IN THE EASIY SIXTIES/ WHEN HEROES WERE HEROES AND VILLAINS WERE V VILLAINS/ A YER THAT WAS ME ALL RIGHT. SOUNDS FASCINATING. Г I REMEMBER > ONE TIME WHEN I WAS BATTLING THE BOMBARDIER, AND HE WAS TRYING TO ^ DESTROY THE— Л SURE, SON. I ^ GUESS I DO TEND TO RAMBLE. YOU HAVE A . GOOD DAY NOW. > W UH, THAT'S X GREAT, POPS, BUT I'VE GOT TO MAKE A 8ATCH OF CHERRY FRITTERS FOR THE i AFTERNOON л RUSH. - - - ’r-b DANGED KIDS TODAY DON'T WANT TO LEARN I ANYTHING. HMMM, THAT OLD FELLA LOOKS UKE HE COULD USE SOME CHARITY. I OUGHT TO HAYE SOME CHANGE HERE SOMEWHERE. HEY THERE, 8UDDY. COULD YOU USE A UTTLE HELP? HEX THAT SUIT YOU'RE WEARING... I KNOW IT. YOU'RE... YOU'RE BLACKWATCH, RIGHT? v BLACK WATCH.' . WELL, MISTER, I'D— >— COMMANDER X. r POWER? SURE, SURE. ^ YOU’RE THE GUY WITH THE ELECTRICAL BLASTS, RIGHT? WE FOUGHT OVER AT THE COLUMBUS BANK AND L TRUST ON THIRD J STREET? r IT'S... 8EEN A X LONG TIME SINCE I'VE HEARD SOMEONE SAY THAT NAME. DO V I KNOW YOU? V SORT Of: I USED Xn TO BE COMMANDER > POWER 8ACK IN THE OLD DAYS. REMEMBER? WE FOUGHT ONE TIME, JUST AFTER I STARTED MY CAREER. YOU KICKED MY BUTT PRETTY j X GOOD, AS I RECALL. ' YEAH, THAT WAS > ME. WE DUKED IT OUT A FEW OTHER TIMES, TOO, BUT BY THEN, I WAS V READY FOR YOU. S' OH NO, NO. \ I HAVEN'T BEEN > I INVOLVED IN THAT SORT OF THING FOR A LONG TIME. I GOT A HIATAL HERNIA ABOUT FIFTEEN YEARS AGO, .AND THAT PUT AN END TO . X. MY ADVENTURING. SO, YOU'RE NOT HERE TO FIGHT ME, . ARE YOU? , ^ THAT'S GOOD ^ TO KNOW. NOT THE HERNIA, I MEAN, BUT THAT WE DON'T HAVE v TO TUSSLE. v SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? ^ AH, NOT MUCH. MY > WIFE PASSED ON A FEW YEARS AGO, AND I MAINLY JUST STICK AROUND THE HOUSE, PUTTERING IN MY s. WORKSHOP AND SUCH. > SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? IT LOOKS LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE FALLEN ON SOME... . HARD TIMES. > WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CAREER AS— 8EAT IT, YOU PUNKS, OR I'LL CLEAN YOUR CLOCKS. > I THINK THIS GEEZER WANTS TO FIGHT/ > WHY DON'T YOU KIDS JUST MOVE ALONG BEFORE SOMEONE GETS . HURT? . r UH... UH... HEX ~ WE WERE JUST GOOFIN' AROUND, MAN.' I, UH, THINK I HEAR MY MOMMA К CALLIN' ME.' У THANKS FOR ^ r TAKING CARE OF THAT, ” COMMANDER POWER. I WAS AFRAID I'D HAVE TO DO IT, AND SOMETHING . AWFUL MIGHT'VE i X HAPPENED. y r NO PROSUcM. X rr'S JUST LUCKY THEY GOT SCARED, SINCE A FEW PYROTECHNICS IS ALL I CAN MANAGE ^ THESE DAYS. > ^ YOU KNOW X WHAT THEY SAY. "SUPERPOWERS ARE ALWAYS THE FIRST v THING TO GO" y r SO, WHERE ~ WERE WE? ОН, УЕАН, I WAS ASKING ABOUT YOUR... . CIRCUMSTANCES. > SO WHERE л ARE YOU LIVING, BLACKWATCH? . UH, BACK HERE... WELL, I'M XI SURVIVING, I GUESS. THAT IS, IF YOU CAN CALL EATING OUT OF A DUMPSTER LIVING. IT'S TOO BAD I NEVER HAD MUCH OF A TASTE v FOR DONUTS, THOUGH.^ 'AW, GEEZ, BLACKWATCH... WHAT HAPPENED, MAN? HOW'D YOU COME TO THIS?' ^ HEX I DIDN'T ^ WANT TO BE HERE. IT ALL JUST WENT TO HELL. DO YOU REMEMBER A YOUNG SUPERHERO NAMED ^ SNOWFIRE? NO I CAN'T SAY THAT I DO. У WELL, THAT'S NOT X<-SURPRISING. HE HAD A N REAL SHORT CAREER. HE CAME AFTER ME AT THE FINE ART MUSEUM, ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND. I USED MORE . STRENGTH THAN I MEANT / V TO, AND... ^ HE DIED. y THIS 8USINESS IS X SUPPOSED TO BE ROUGH, AND THE KID DIDN'T KNOW HIS 8ACKSIDE FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND, BUT HE DIDN'T , V DESERVE TO DIE. S I HEARD HE LEFT A YOUNG V WIDOW. I WAS CONVICTED y OF MURDER AND > SENTENCED TO THIRTY YEARS. SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES GOT ME OUT IN TWELVE, BUT MY LIFE WAS ALREADY RUINED. MY GIRLFRIEND HAD LEFT ME k LONG AGO, AND I TOOK A X TO DRINKING HEAVILY, y I COULDN'T X HOLD A JOB, AND I COULDN'T GO 8ACK TO MY FORMER WAYS, SO EVENTUALLY I WOUND UP HERE. IT'S NOT SO BAD, . X THOUGH. X r IT'S WARM X 8ACK BY THE AIR VENT AND IVE DECORATED IT WITH OLD NEWSPAPER CUPPINGS ABOUT , X MYSELF y y YEAH... I GUESS X I UNDERSTAND. > SOMETIMES IT'S ALL WE'VE GOT. WELL, LISTEN, I SHOULD GET HOME . NOW. MAYBE I'LL SEE i V ^U AGAIN. y УЕАН, MAYBE SO. IT WAS GREAT SEEING AN OLD FAMILIAR FACE, COMMANDER. DON'T 8E A STRANGER. ^ HERE, PAL, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME HELP. . r AW, THANKS, X MAN, BUT I CAN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY. SINCE I KNOW YOU AND ALL, IT... IT JUST WOULDN'T , X feel sight. y r NOT WITH OUR > HISTORY I WANT TO KEEP AT LEAST THAT UTTLE BIT OF ^ PRIDE. V WELL, 0УЕ, BLACKWATCH. HEX BLACKWATCH ...I CAN'T LEAVE HIM LIKE THIS. -------------- У UM... YEAH, I ( GUESS YOU COULD X SAY THAT. YEAH? YOU FORGET SOMETHING? r I FORGOT TO ACT X LIKE A HUMAN BEING. LISTEN, I TOLD YOU MY WIFE PASSED ON, AND I JUST HAUNT MY BIG OLD . HOUSE UKE A DAMNED . X GHOST. X y WELL, I'M JUST X SAYING THAT I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH ROOM, AND... AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD . HANG OUT AT MY , V PLACE. y WHAT'S YOUR POINT? JUST UNTIL YOU GET BACK ON . YOUR FEET. v f NO, I COULDN'T DO THAT. I’VE ALWAYS CARRIED MY OWN WEIGHT. HECK, IF THINGS GET 0AO ENOUGH, MAYBE I'LL PRETEND TO BE ROBBING COMMON GROUNDS HERE, AND . GET THROWN BACK y X INTO THE JOINT. y ^ BUT... DOESN'T T THAT SEEM KIND OF... I DON'T KNOW... WEIRD OR SOMETHING? I MEAN, WITH US BEING OLD . ENEMIES AND ALL? > ^ NAM' NOW ^ DON'T DO THAT. PLEASE, JUST COME HOME WITH v ME, OK? v HEX THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. r THESE DAYS ^ WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF OLD GUYS WHO SHARE . SOME HISTORY, i T HECK, IT'D 8E ^ KIND OF NICE TO HAVE THE COMPANY. YOU'D REALLY BE DOING ME A X FAVOR. A THREE HOTS AND A COT, YKNOW? SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? WELL... HELL. X OKAX I'LL COME FOR A VISIT. 8UT JUST FOR A FEW DAYS, V ALL RIGHT? У SURE, SURE. X f HECK, YOU DON'T > THINK I'D LET A NEFARIOUS CHARACTER LIKE YOU RUIN МУ V REPUTATION, DO A X YOU? НА/ У, ' I'VE PROS ABLY X EVEN GOT SOME CLOTHES THAT'LL FIT YOU SO YOU CAN GET OUT OF YOUR OLD X costume, y YEAH, THAT'O BE GREAT. I STARTED WEARING THIS WHEN IT WAS w ALL I HAD LEFT. > HEX WHAT ABOUT MY NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS? AH, LEAV E 'EM. I'M SURE I HAVE COPIES IN МУ SCRAPBOOK AT v HOME. > “8ESIDES... I THINK MAYBE WE HAVE TO LET GO OF THE PAST SOMETIMES... "... SO WE CAN HOLD ON TO OUR LIVES.“ SUPERVILLAIN COMMANDER POWER ROBS BANK; STOPPED BY LOCAL HERO BLACKWATCH
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Comments 418.05.201413:45link6.4
well...that was kinda...long
RedneckJoe RedneckJoe 18.05.201418:00 response link 0.0
That was a suprisingly heartwarming story.
BillNye BillNye 21.05.201405:07 response link 0.0
That had me going the whole time. I 100% assumed "Commander Power" was the superhero.
Hinoron Hinoron 09.04.201521:25 response link 0.0
...Particularly when telling the story of how "Blackwatch" was attacked by a young superhero.
Hinoron Hinoron 31.03.202018:37 response link 0.0
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