Anti Jokes Compilation A horse with one ear walks into a bar, The bartender promptly chases the beast out. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? One. A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for 20 shots of Tequila. The bartender asks what the special occasion is. The man's wife of 34 years and kids just died in a freak accident that the father lived though. Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come in. Knock knock Whose there? You spelled it wrong. What? Knock knock Who is it? The police. You're convicted of murder. A Muslim, a Christian, and a Jew are discussing their beliefs. As civilized human beings, they respect each others' various points of view. Three Neo Nazies walk into a bar. They are not sound of mind and kill everyone. After being released from a mental institution they kill themselves realizing what they've done. A man has died and went to Hell. That's it. A bored 14 year old boy sits in front of his computer making anti jokes at 3:00 AM, hoping for a spot on the front page. He gets -30 thumbs. I dunno. These took surprising long to make. Hows about you give me more than all of my original content combined? +2 thumbs it is then.